Q: What's a man's idea of a romantic evening?
 A: A candlelit football stadium.

 Q: What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
 A: One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching itself, and the other's a chimpanzee.

 Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
 A: They won't stop to ask directions!

 Q: What does PMS stand for?
 A: Putting (up with) Men's Stupidity

Q: Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
 A: When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

 Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
 A: Trustworthy.

 Q: Why are men like commercials?
 A: You can't believe a word they say.

 Q: What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
 A: When the power goes off.

 Q: What do men and women have in common?
 A: They both distrust men.

Q: How is a man like the weather?
 A: Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

 Q: What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
 A: One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while     the other is just having a baby.

 Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
 A: They're married.

 Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings?
 A: Because they don't have any.

 Q: What's the difference between government bonds and men?
 A: Bonds mature.

 Q: What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
 A: E.T. phoned home.

 Q: Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
 A: So men can remember them.